A really long time ago, my mom made turkey meatballs. I had recently returned from college & was trying to change my bad university habits by vowing to eat healthy all summer. So I incorporated the turkey meatballs into a salad. My brothers & dad were normal. They ate the meatballs as part of a sub sandwich.
And not too long ago at all, less than an hour ago actually, I slammed my finger in a door. All by myself.
Now let me tell you, it takes a hell of a lot more skill to do the latter than the former.