I am here today to introduce to you - delicious oatmeal.
No sugar. Plain oats. Simple things combined to make the classiest breakfast you've probably eaten in a while, unless you have the good fortune of eating at Café du Monde every morning.
But us normal folk tend to either not eat breakfast (bad!!!) or eat breakfast sandwiches or something portable and convenient.
I won't necessarily concede to the fact that this is portable (although it could be! in a paper cup, I've eaten it that way for two years straight in high school .. while driving. so no excuses.), it is quite easy. If you have ten minutes, I highly recommend this. If you have more than ten minutes, I highly recommend you grab the nearest NYT and read about poor Europe and crossing-the-line NYPD shenanigans while enjoying yo oatmeal.